I, Consuelo Bernardi, back into a parking spot this evening, in a parking garage – all by myself.
Even the parking lot attendants – who mock me regularly at my inability to parallel park and backing into a spot – were in disbelief. I am so ridiculously happy.
Frasier Atkinson – the super hot driving instructor, who quit after having me as a student because I stressed him out so much…I did it, I finally did it.
I am a rockstar.
This deserves a bottle of champagne. (For those who have ventured into parking garages with me understand the epic-ness of this accomplishment).
That is all.