Wedding Ring Coffin.
The perfect gift for the person getting divorced.
Bury the past and love on.
Really this exists. For realz.
Here is the actual product description:
When a marriage dies, what should be done with the wedding ring? Until now, millions of wedding rings have been banished to remote corners of sock and underwear drawers. Now you can give these wedding rings the proper final resting place they deserve. The Wedding Ring Coffin is made of solid wood and has a dark glossy mahogany finish. The coffin measures 6 1/4″ long x 2 1/4″ wide x 2 3/8″ high . The interior is lined with black velvet and includes a ring insert to comfortably and securely hold your wedding ring. Each Wedding Ring Coffin comes with an engraved brass plaque bearing a message which conveys your final thoughts about your marriage.