This was sent to me by my cousin Pina….very damn funny and very true.
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa – half discovered, half wild,
fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe –
Well-developed and open to trade, especially
For something of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain – very hot, relaxed, and
convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece & gently aging, but still a
warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel – has been through war,
doesn’t make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada –
Cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet – wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past
and the wisdom of the ages…. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran – ruled by nuts.