Geography of the Sexes

This was sent to me by my cousin Pina….very damn funny and very true.

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN


Between 18 and 22, a woman is like  Africa   – half discovered, half wild,
fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like   Europe   –
Well-developed and open to trade, especially
For something of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like    Spain  – very hot, relaxed, and
convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like   Greece &  gently aging, but still a
warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like    Great Britain, with a glorious and
all-conquering past..

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like   Israel –  has been through war,
doesn’t make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like    Canada – 
Cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes    Tibet  – wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past
and the wisdom of the ages…. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for
spiritual knowledge.


THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 80, a man is like   Iran   – ruled by nuts. 
 
THE END.

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